Nothing screams “true romance” like swapping vows over a fountain of ranch dressing while your spouse hasn’t looked away from the football game.
Valentine’s Day and Super Bowl Sunday are crashing into each other this year — but Hidden Valley Ranch is stepping up to save your romance.
The dressing brand just launched its “A Match Made in Hidden Valley” contest, offering one lucky couple the ultimate win: an all-expenses-paid wedding in Los Angeles on Super Bowl Sunday.
The massive grand prize covers flights, hotel stays, wedding gear and catering followed by a Super Bowl watch party for 50 of the couple’s closest friends and family.
The condiment powerhouse is taking care of every single detail — including a flashy Hidden Valley Ranch champagne flute fountain and a private chef whipping up tailgate grub and cocktails.
Right after the lovebirds tie the knot before kickoff, the reception immediately turns into a full-blown Super Bowl bash.
Love-struck fans can enter at HiddenValleyWedding.com from Nov. 19 through Dec. 4. Engaged pairs just need to explain in their application why they refuse to choose between romance and football, and why their love story belongs in the Ranch Hall of Fame.
Engaged couples enter by completing the entry form, answering five short essay prompts, and submitting a video link (up to 90 seconds uploaded via Google Drive or unlisted YouTube).
Qualifications include the couple having public Instagram accounts and one engagement post between Nov. 19, and Dec. 4, 2026. Entrants’ partners must consent to participate and get married at the Grand Prize event. The winner and their partner must obtain a marriage license by Feb. 12, 2027.
“You shouldn’t have to choose between romance and game day,” Hidden Valley Ranch Marketing Director Daniel Schear declared in a press release. “We created this contest to celebrate love without compromise, bringing together two classic American obsessions — football and ranch.”
Per the press release, the winning couple will be notified on or around Dec. 14, two months before their wedding in LA on Feb. 14, 2027.
The two major events have never landed on the exact same date before, though 2022 came close when Super Bowl LVI hit on Feb. 13. Naturally, the rare double-booking has already sent social media into a tailspin.
“I’m not sure this is good for anyone,” one X user quips.
“Super Bowl on Valentine’s? Peak relationship apocalypse incoming — guys choosing touchdowns over touchy-feely dates,” another posted. “Ladies, demand a halftime proposal for its single season next year.”
While the two teams fighting for the Lombardi Trophy are still TBD, Super Bowl LXI is locked in for SoFi Stadium in Inglewood, Calif., with JAY-Z set to headline the 2027 halftime show.
For complete entry details, submission requirements, and Official Rules, visit www.HiddenValleyWedding.com.
The Post reached out to Hidden Valley Ranch for comment and did not immediately receive a response.
