It’s a ho, ho, ho — and a hard “No!”
For fear that her gigantic jingle bells will become an ungodly distraction, buxom slay belle Marina Smith will be ringing in the holidays alone this year — thanks to a gaggle of “insecure” Grinchettes.
“I’ve been banned from Christmas dinner because the women think I’ll steal their men,” a crestfallen Smith, 34, explained to NeedToKnow. “They’re worried I might tempt their husbands and boyfriends.”
“Yes, I’m a beautiful woman,” admitted the bootylicious siren, a former Miss Bumbum winner from São Paulo, Brazil. “But that is not a reason for anyone to leave me out.”
Smokeshows just can’t seem to get a fair shake these days.
It’s the plague of “pretty privilege” — advantages granted to heartthrobs and hotties due to their overwhelming attractiveness.
But the blessing of eye-bugging beauty apparently comes as both a perk and a pox.
A punishment worse than receiving a lump of coal from Santa, pretty privilege has been deemed a “curse” by sirens afflicted with immense appeal.
“People overall treat you much differently and they don’t judge you for your actions,” Shye Lee, 29, a Florida-based bombshell, previously told The Post. “They judge you just from your appearance.”
Sabrina Low, a 23-year-old social media stunner, has, too, felt the sting of being too sexy. The brunette recently claimed she was booted out of a pal’s bridal party owing to her lusty look.
“The bride explained that she was worried I might attract too much attention because of my slim frame,” Low explained, “and it wouldn’t look good for me to be beside her at the altar all the time.”
Smith’s chums seem to be echoing those shady sentiments this holly jolly season.
The voluptuous vixen learned she’d been excluded from the girl gang’s Yuletide gathering from one of their loose-lipped lovers.
“The boyfriend of one of my friends told me that a WhatsApp group had been created,” said Smith. “And I wasn’t in it.
“He said that in the group chat, my friends were discussing their concerns about my presence at the dinner,” continued the millennial, who’s been single since the top of the year.
“Being single already limits my outings and trips with friends, because they go out with their partners now,” Smith groaned. “But now me being single and beautiful is now an insecurity for them!.”
And despite her sultry style — which Smith often showcases in curve-clinging couture — the centerfold insists that she’d never try to seduce a friend’s fella.
“I dress to feel good. The problem isn’t with me,” she said. “It’s with the men who think I am ‘too beautiful to be real.’
“I never made advances toward their partners,” Smith added. “I’m a respectful woman, especially toward their relationships. I think it was jealousy on their part.”
And now, with ill will in the air, the head-turner says she’d immediately turn down a last-minute invite from her ex-clique — if they all suddenly experienced a change of heart.
“I hope they don’t change their minds and invite me because the answer is ‘No!’ ” she spat. “I intend to confront them and tell them a few truths.
“I used to trust my friends blindly, but apparently, they didn’t trust me,” said Smith. “It’s a shame because they’re going to lose the best friend they could have had.”
And rather than causing a pre-Christmas ruckus, the jaw-dropper intends to celebrate solo.
“At this point, I’d rather spend Christmas alone at home.”
