“Yo, Stitches, hope all is well, buddy. Here’s a solid wager. If Giancarlo Stanton ever makes it back from the IL, I’ll bet $$$ he won’t make it to the end of the season. Give me 3/1 odds. By the way, I’ve been hand-picking your MLB plays and currently stand at +21 clementes.”
— Luv ya, Rick Santry, Naples, Fla.
Rick, I’ll take 2/1 that he strikes out four times for every homer he hits.
Joe, from Brooklyn: “They should have sent that banana to Savannah for a bag of Chiquitas.”
And what are the odds of getting two Stanton emails? Tough crowd.
Headline News. “Naked man jumps off the Brooklyn Bridge and lives.”
Why is it that I somehow feel responsible for this? He’s either a Stitches fan, a Stanton fan or a Mets fan.
Which brings us to our Tuesday play.
The Mutts are at Cleveland.
This bridge jumper wants $50 on Sean Manaea and the Mets (+125, bet365).
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Unfortunately, Michael King is still a Padre and gave up a towering three-run tater to Tim Tawa as the Snakes slithered to a 5-1 win.
Down -733 rolliefingers.
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The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.
